🍸 VC Deals and Startup Wheels ☕️ This is the Kernal Newsletter: we're the easy green run making it stupidly simple to ski the startup slopes. Full disclosure: we're also mildly addicted to alliteration 📰 Latest news: Helpful hands are pouring into Turkey and Syria. Kansas City Chiefs won 2nd place to Rihanna. Fenty
🏀 How to Slam-Dunk Your Startup Idea Hey Founders, ☕️ Welcome to the Kernal newsletter: your go-to chef that dishes up your builder burger with extra founder fries and a side of startup salad 🍔 📰 Latest news: Spy Ballons are flying. Microsoft vs Google's tension's rising. And Lebron's record-breaking NBA shot had you
🤫 Truth or Die Startup Edition Hey Founders, Welcome to the Kernal newsletter: we're the hotel that auto-upgrades your room cuz we know you'll need 11/10 wifi to ship new features during your stay Latest news: Stripe's IPO'ing. Meta stocks growing. IG Co-Founders announced Artifact. Snapchat and
🔎 2023 Startup Signals Hey Friends, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: the booster juice of startup ideas. You toss your idea in our blender and we tell you if it tastes any good.🥤 Latest news: Kim K did something at Harvard. J-Biebs sold his back pocket of music ideas for $200m. Layoff bells
👟 Walk Before You Fly Howdy Fam, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: the who, what, where, when, why of the startup metaverse. Jump in, the water's warm. BYOBusiness though. Latest news: Davos 2023 is here. Recession vibes are near. LVMH passed €400B this year. Microsoft and Amazon collectively cut 38,000 jobs.
😏 AI Hacks for your Startup Idea Hey Everyone, This is the Kernal Newsletter: the friend that nods & listens to your 2023 goals when inside we're wondering how to optimize AI for investor outreach. Latest news: Microsoft's 'bout to drop $10B into OpenAI. Powell's backing up on climate. Meme
🛠 Less Goals, More Results Happyyyyyy 2023 Founders, Welcome back to the Kernal Newsletter: the friend that doesn't get offended seeing their secret santa gift resold on craigslist b/c you need to buy more ramen noodles to get you through the long startup nights Latest news: Apple's valuation dropped below
🎄'The Night Before Build-Mas Morning Founders, Our boss is chilling at the chalet so we're shaking things up today. Why? Because you've worked too hard this year to read a boring email. All of 2022, you've: * hustled when others have netflixed * built-in-public when others have hid-in-private * shipped boldly
🎁 Gifts to Get Your Startup Bestie Hey Pals, Welcome back to the Kernal Newsletter: the friend that doesn't judge you for ghosting us b/c we know you're hustling your Xmas cards to clients 📬 Latest news: world cup finals are Sunday, SBF (aka the #1 person not to lend your crypto to)
😅 What All Founders Want for Christmas This is the Kernal newsletter: the support group for founders addicted to building kick-ass startups where there's always an extra seat @ the table 🪑 Latest news for Kernalers: ChatGPT is taking over Twitter, everyone tested Lensa AI to see their 2050 avatar and our world economy continues is still
🧨 a16z's Secret Weapon Hey Startup Besties, This is the Kernal newsletter: the startup friend that nods their head and acts interested when you tell us your Spotify personality. Latest news for Kernalers: you're Spotify Wrapped out, tired from cheering on your World Cup team and debating if you should watch Lindsay
🎁 May the Sales Be Ever in Your Favour Happy Friday Pals, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: the trusty Haymitch to your courageous Katniss as you navigate the Black Friday wilderness. Latest news: Disney got Bob the Builder back, Web 3 vibes are rough, SBF hasn't replied to my LinkedIn invite and the world economy is
🌽 Surviving the Startup Maze Happy Friday Friends, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: your friendly volunteer at the October corn maze telling you "left" or "right" to navigate your startup idea. Latest news: Messi dipped his cleats in VC, Serena dropped some investing gems and you stillllll don't
🎃 How to Trick-or-Treat Users for Your Startup Idea Happy Friday Builders, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: where we hope you're sitting on a couch, sipping a cup of joe and ready to boogie into some startup ideas ☕️ Latest tech news: your cousin is still going viral on TikTok, Microsoft is bullying Canva by launching Designer,
☕️ 6 Founder Traits Sweeter than PSLs Happy Friday Friends, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: the free coffee shop that gifts you wifi and outlets to build startup ideas w/o needing to buy an $8 latte. Fun fact: 31.5 million PSLs are sold @ that little startup called Starbucks every year. Turned about to be
😤 Clever Hacks to Avoid Founder Burnout Happy Friday Friends, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: your favourite gym to work out startup ideas before you head to the beach and meet a cofounder 🏖 Latest news: it's been a heavy week. And we're sorry for all those affected. Hurricane Ian has devastated Florida,
🤌 Founder Finesse: How to Spot it and 7 Ways to Build It Happy Friday Legends, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: King Charles' go-to spot to validate startup ideas for the Commonwealth and the Firm's $42B of assets 👑 Latest tech gossip: Clock's ticking on VC dry powder, interest rates are climbing, electric planes are flying. South Korea
💸 Tic-Tac-Grow: 3 steps to stand up your startup idea Happy Friday Fam, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: your friend at the airport that watches your stuff and surprises you with a hot coffee when you come back from the bathroom. Latest news (if you've been busy building): Adobe scooped up Figma for $20B, Patagonia founder blew
🚩 3 red flags you have the wrong cofounder GM Friends, Welcome Back to Kernal: the friend in the group project that does 90% of the work and only talks 10% of the time 📚 Latest News: Everyone's googling Chris Pine, RIP Queen Elizabeth II, Apple dropped the iPhone 14 and parents have free babysitting back. One of
😴 The Coziest Startup for Your Labor Day Nap GM Friends, Welcome back to Kernal: the friend that reminds you there's a stat holiday b/c the rest of the non-founder world have been counting down for weeks 😅 In this week's startup news: Your boss is OOO at Burning Man, Saylor got sued and NFT
🤫 Why founders work behind your back GM Friends, Welcome back to Kernal: your tandem bike partner that pedals harder on the uphill when most of your bestie boos gear down to catch their breath. In this week's news: Disney plus leaves Netflix in the dust, Neumann lands $350m (without referencing community EBITDA in the
🧑🍳 How to Share Half-Baked Startup Ideas GM Friends, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter: your AC unit of fresh startup ideas that keeps your 9-5 boredom from overheating 🥵 In this week's news: Funding winter's still chilly, Trump got a bad knock-knock joke from the feds and tech layoffs keep piling. Serena traded
🍀 3 Reasons Greg Isenberg Thinks Now is the Best Time to be a Founder GM Friends, Welcome to the Kernal newsletter: your bluetooth speaker of free startup ideas, except we never run out of battery 🔋 In news this week: It's August, Tech layoffs keep stacking, Forbes is eyeing up a $600M+ sale, and Tiger Global's YTD is getting lower than
😸 How to beat a copycat GM Friends, Welcome to the Kernal newsletter: where we have a Ted Lasso level of optimism for your startup idea on and off the field ⚽️ In news this week: Shopify got a haircut, Snap got rekt, Elon had a sleepover and Monkeypox is going bananas. Layoffs keep soaring, Katy Perry
👂Summer Pods to Jam to GM friends, Europe's hot. Elon's BTC sell-off was cold. And goldilocks' porridge was justttt right. 🥣 Welcome to the Kernal newsletter: where we cook up startup ideas faster than an Italian pizza-eria 🤌 Lame opener, but it rhymed and I'm jet-lagged so we're
