What's Poppin? Welcome back to Kernal: "the best place on the internet to go from fiasco to Picasso with your startup idea". 🎨  It was either Michele Romanow or our intern that texted that the other day. On this week's startup news: U.S. job openings hit record highs, someone Peter

GM Founder, Welcome back to Kernal: your startup sensei that takes founders from tuna melt to black belt. On this week's top news: Meta goes brick and mortar, Twitter's c-suite is dusting off their LinkedIn and your Kernal fam is launching a fund. Hold up. Yeah, you read that right.

Happy Friday Founders, Netflix shat the bed, Serena is still the GOAT and one of you got in a tussle with Elon. It's Earth Day for those that got a stare-down walking with your non-reusable coffee cup 10mins ago. Wanna know our biggest high from the week? It wasn't a

Happy Friday Friends, Inflation's flying, Musk pulled a U-turn on Twitter and the Easter Bunny is sliding into your backyard DMs this weekend. Welcome to the Kernal newsletter. Your "call a friend" for the world of startup jeopardy. In other news: Uber's eyeing planes, Epic Games raised $2B and 70

Happy Friday friends, Welcome to Kernal. Your nexus line-up of startup ideas and VIP founder advice. Except we don't ask you to declare how many angel cheques you take home. 😏 April's in full swing, sunglasses are getting dusted off and Twitter's finally working on an edit button. We doubt Musk's

Hey bestie boos, We've got a steak-dinner-of-an-update for ya. All protein, no salad. We're skipping the April Fool's gags and getting straight to the goods. Don't like it? Email my boss to complain: jbezos@kern.al. Today we're gonna hit you where it counts: the founder's piggy's bank. 💸 You've been

Hey Startup Fam, Welcome back to Kernal. Your go-to coffee shop to nerd out on startup ideas and bump into angel investors. Here’s what happened on the internet this week: a solo VC raised $1.5B to invest in web 3, Goldman Sachs CEO is an undercover DJ and

GM Founders, Welcome back to the Kernal newsletter, your go-to spot to validate startup ideas and take 'em to the metaverse moon. Don't worry. We're not gonna Bog Iger you like that. We're here for founders whether you're building in web 1, 2 or 3. And if you land on

Happy Friday Troublemakers, Gas prices are bonkers, Apple dropped some mediocre tech and everyone's still buzzing bout' web 3. Since we surprised ya'll with a Tuesday deep dive featuring some of our brightest builders on Kernal, we're gonna tee up a fun one. I whipped together some tweets that are

Morning Builders, This International Women’s Day, we want to celebrate all the innovative women founders stirring up impact in the world. Being your favourite startup newsletter and all, we couldn't pass up the chance to spotlight some of our members. So buckle up, skip your next zoom meeting, and

Hey Founders, It's been a heavy week so we're keeping today short. This email's usually your go-to spot for startup laughs and hacks but what the world's been watching since Thursday has been devastating. The toughest days as a founder are nothing compared to what Ukraine is facing right now.

Happy Friday ya filthy founder, Have we got a newsletter for you. It's hotter than ETH Denver, quicker than Slack support, and smoother than the tinder swindler's whatsapp game. Tbh, it's a pretty mediocre breakdown with some cool mentions. But don't get your hopes up. Or next week's newsletter will

Happy Friday, Jam-packed week for anyone with wifi. 50 cent memes had us trippin', Coinbase QR codes got more attention than the Rams and $3.6B was hacked in bitcoin funds. How are those Valentine flowers holding up in your kitchen? Whether you had a hot date night or not,

Howdy Builders, This weekend's a full plate. Cheesy nachos, clever memes, coveted $7m ad slots and 2 pretty decent football teams tossin' the pigskin. Our friends at CNBC guestimate 117m people will tune into the game so we had a thought. Let's throw together some juicy startup ideas for folks

Hey Builders, This week flew by quicker than Elon's trip to Texas. Didn't know he was in town? Just follow this Twitter account built by a 19 yr old to track Elon's jet. Besides pranking billionaires, how bout' that NYT acquisition of Wordle? Would've loved that cash to pay off

Hey Builders, Feeling low from that market crash? Don't sweat it. As long as you have enough savings for Chipotle this week, you're in the clear. That'll give you enough runway to spin up a Kernal MVP and make 10X your losses back. If you did happen to pull out

Morning Builders, This week ripped by. We're still catching our breath from your responses to our big update last Friday. The TL;DR? Ya'll are eager to see us build web 3 functions into Kernal. Thank you to the ~100 of you that sent emails, DMs and texts. Your energy

Morning Builders, We've been getting quite a few questions about the future of Kernal lately. So, in our build-in public fashion, we wanted to address them here for all our members to see. Today's newsletter will be a look at: where we've been,what we've done,and where we're goingTime

GM Builders, Happy first Friday of 2022. Xmas trees are all packed up, Apple passed $3T in market cap and Omicron's keeping us on our toes for the next episode of Succession. Not everything is roses and sunshine tho. Elizabeth Holmes took an L in the court battle this week

Morning Builders, 2021 was great. But not great enough to share 21 lessons we learned in a twitter thread. Instead, we wanna dish up something special. Introducing: a walk down meme-ory lane. 🥁 What's a better way to end the year than with a laugh? We agree. So we rounded up

Morning Builders, Instead of a typical newsletter, we shook things up to spread some holiday joy. Reply at the end if it gave you a smile. 🎅 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the space, Not a founder was shipping, not even a trace; 👀 The laptops were closed by

Morning Builders, 216 hours until Christmas. How you feeling? If you're like us, you're probably strapped for cash from all the holiday spending. Well, we want to help with that. No, it's not a web3 pyramid scheme. It's better: discounts on tools and services you use every day. We all

Morning Builders, It's been another classic 2021 week. A16z hired a ton of people, Musk is stirring up trouble @ Tesla and founders are tweetin' out their 30 under 30 pics. The only news that threw us for a spin was seeing Ryan Reynolds join LinkedIn. As your patience for long

Morning Builders, Jack left Twitter, the Giphy deal got blocked and omicron headlines were on every smartphone this week. If you weren't happy w/ your Spotify Wrapped album, be grateful your brand name isn't the same as the new variant. This construction company can't say the same. We're into the